Broken before Fifty............Update

Well today I bought my first woman's bathing suit, that looks like a skirt and a top that comes down over my belly, I almost cried.  Back in January I was buying size small Victoria Secret bikinis, and now I look like Ms. Piggy busting out all over the place. I don't know if it is my liver or what but I just keep going up and my ass keeps getting bigger.  Before you know it, they will have to call in Richard Simons or I will have popped this baby out one.   And no I am not pregnant'; so I guess it will be Richard. Well on with life, I am still forty-nine technically until November 11, 2011;  that date again 11-11-11?